Professor Birdsong's Weird Criminal Law - Volume 6: Women in Trouble! (Paperback)
There's a story for everyone in this book. You can read about the 6-foot, 400-pound woman arrested for fraud with $26,000 found stuffed in her very ample bra; stories of women who get naked and do disorderly things like steal cars, smash car windshields and freak out in airports; the story of the dying woman who asked her husband to have a replica of her vagina carved on her tombstone which he could look at instead of chasing women after her death; stories of women teachers who have sexual affairs with high school boys; a woman who called the New Haven police from a nightclub to give her a ride home; a story about a Texas woman who asks her son to set a snake afire in her backyard and burns down her house; a story of a Japanese Madam who specializes in providing 330-pound prostitutes to men who like women with "explosive boobs and butts"; a story about an Arizona lady who was the spokesperson for the State Department of Public Safety who was forced to resign when she learned that she was an undocumented alien living illegally in the U.S.; a "drunken dummy" or two; and a wide variety of just plain, stupid criminals stories about women in trouble that make this anthology worth reading. It's Professor Birdsong's funniest volume yet